April 19 2012, 09:15 PM
  • Person: Benedict Cumberbatch isn't even attractive
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  • Cop: And exactly how many times did he fall out the window?
  • Me: It was all a bit of a blur, Detective Inspector. I lost count.
  • Cop: I'm not a Detective Inspector.
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